tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post7784703028915187660..comments2023-10-31T22:57:26.811+11:00Comments on There should be a sign.: Seat goes up, seat goes down.shellityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09947174303617760411noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-69494038770320560442007-05-18T08:05:00.000+10:002007-05-18T08:05:00.000+10:00Redcap, I had no idea, you poor poppet. I think yo...Redcap, I had no idea, you poor poppet. I think you definitely qualify as a 'special' case. And you can put any inflection you want on that.shellityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09947174303617760411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-68616259973072213192007-05-17T21:48:00.000+10:002007-05-17T21:48:00.000+10:00Well, I have to admit to having An Issue with the ...Well, I have to admit to having An Issue with the seat-up thing. I suppose it's more of a phobia, really. It dates from the time I wandered down to the loo in the early dawn light as an unsuspecting, trusting five-year-old. I planted my arse, only to find it wedged in the bowl, arms and legs flailing. This, darlings, is not a good place to find oneself wedged. Especially when one roars oneself hoarse, only to have one's mother and sister come rushing... and burst into laughter. Yes, it probably was hilarious. But I was wedged in the dunny, damnit!<BR/><BR/>But 30-odd years on from Toiletgate, my bloke and I have a fairly egalitarian view of loos. Why should it be ready for either of us to use with no effort? We both shut the seat and the lid every time and everyone's happy. Huzzah, etc.redcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916750858980883634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-49993419020528732502007-05-14T14:39:00.000+10:002007-05-14T14:39:00.000+10:00We have the convenience of his 'n' hers bogs. The ...We have the convenience of his 'n' hers bogs. The gender-distinction extends to cleaning and towel replacement. I recommend it highly, if one has the means and the real estate.shellityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09947174303617760411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-46798855583312792962007-05-12T18:31:00.000+10:002007-05-12T18:31:00.000+10:00I would just like blokes to clean the toilet every...I would just like blokes to clean the toilet every now and then. I have no issue with the position of the toilet seat...<BR/>Happy Mums Day...vxxmissy vashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09818370340227066003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-7783043451495762007-05-09T08:54:00.000+10:002007-05-09T08:54:00.000+10:00Water, hair and snot all going into the same drain...Water, hair and snot all going into the same drain-hole can only spell disaster. I know this for a fact.<BR/><BR/>Nice phoy-toy, by the way! You funny.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12410154061956348030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-41403145503739142612007-05-08T15:28:00.000+10:002007-05-08T15:28:00.000+10:00I used to be anti-shower-nose-blowing, until I tri...I used to be anti-shower-nose-blowing, until I tried it (on a don't-knock-it-'til-you've-tried-it basis). It's enormously liberating, quite effective and environmentally friendly. <BR/><BR/>But I only do it if nobody else can hear.shellityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09947174303617760411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23685855.post-46632827292049943572007-05-08T15:24:00.000+10:002007-05-08T15:24:00.000+10:00Oh, HEAR HEAR.Of the smorgasbord of idiosyncratic ...Oh, HEAR HEAR.<BR/><BR/>Of the smorgasbord of idiosyncratic man-stuff, the toilet seat is the mildest chicken in the crowded coop. <BR/><BR/>And leaving the seat up minimises the chances of a yellow 'Jackson Pollock' being left upon it.<BR/><BR/>If we're gonna complain, let's make it about shower nose-blowing, or supermarket-shelf-illiteracy. <BR/><BR/>But if we're going to complain specifically about blokey toilet travesties, let's talk brown, cigar-shaped presents left for us in the bowl. You know who you are.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12410154061956348030noreply@blogger.com