Settle down, girls!
It's been a while since I heard some comment-worthy comments, but suddenly there are two in the same week!
Recently, Channel Seven reported on a bit of a stoush at a football (soccer, whatever the blumming heck it's called) match somewhere. Two players were swinging their floppy arms at each other, windmill-style, in a manner befitting a sport played internationally by precious sooks. The result, according to the reporter, was that "the handbags were still intact".