What I learnded today.
When a very-nearly-two-year-old points to her own bum and says "Poo-in-dare", check immediately. Do not let said very-nearly-two-year-old use the slippery-dip three or four times in the interim.
1. Dragons are too scary to sit on.
2. Cactii are too spiky to sit on.
3. Camels are juuuuuuuuuuuust right to sit on.