While reading The Australian Book of Atheism, I've come to realise just how much public money goes towards religious education in Australia, and how much tax-free money a religious institution can rake in.
Shelley does not approve. In fact, having my hard-earned and willingly-paid taxes go towards teaching kids about Big Angry Sky Daddy while actual churches pay no tax is one of my least Favourite Things. With that in mind, I took a tune from one of the world's most cherished musicals and contorted it into a grumpy little verse. Because I have nothing better to do on a Sunday morning.
Hospitals, clinics and subsidised health care;
Sound infrastructure and asset-based welfare;
Natural disaster relief put aside;
These are the things that our taxes provide.
Teaching religion while school is in session;
Chaplains untrained in a childcare profession;
Catholic school funding held forth on a plate;
These should have nothing to do with the State.
Hardworking people with moderate income;
Small business owners whose books are fair dinkum;
Lucky investors whose capital grew;
These are the folks who pay tax when it’s due.
Cavernous churches with huge congregations;
Each one demanding faith, love and donations;
Some even teach song and dance for a fee;
These are the folks who get money for free.
While your belt’s tight;
And your fees sting;
While you’re feeling broke:
In Canberra they pander to God-fearing groups;
And make “secular” a joke.
Love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, so true!
ReplyDeleteDoing the sums, the average household is paying $5,000 every year to these myth-mongers!
Just brilliant! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteShelly, this is absolutely outstanding. *applause*
ReplyDelete(Already tweeted (posterous'd) it, but just realised I didn't comment.)
This is terrific. Congratulations, S!
ReplyDelete(Looking forward to the next one & all the others to come ...)
here here.
ReplyDeleteI love this little song! In fact I sing in a secular choir, and would love to see it added to our repetoire.
ReplyDeleteI have also read a few of your posts on secular parenting, and would like to recommend a blog:
http://parentingbeyondbelief.com/blog/
Loving your work!
ReplyDeleteIt's only a 3% of GDP that skips past the taxman, it can't be that important..oh, but then GST was brought in to control the 2% untaxed due to the black economy. Must be time for a prayer tax.
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