Anyone who's spent the last few years
You’re not allowed to comment here,
Unless your child or someone dear;
Has suffered something quite severe;
Or died, you heartless beast!
I sympathise. I understand.
Consider me a helping hand;
Just follow me on twitter and
Your sales will be increased!
You come on here to mock, abuse,
And falsify opposing views;
But haven’t got the guts to use
Your proper, legal name.
I have a valid point to make;
Our very freedom is at stake;
That’s what the Nazis tried to take!
You’re all the bloody same.
I can’t indulge you anymore,
‘Cause up in comment number four,
You mis-spelled “atheist”, therefore:
Your argument’s a farce.
I’ve done my own research; have you?;
You cannot know the things I do;
So take your “tests” and “peer review”;
And stick them up your arse.