Because better out than in.
I possess and wear a fragrance with the label ‘Britney Spears’.
I’ve been knitting the same jumper now for years and years and years.
In Four Weddings and a Funeral I'm quite often brought to tears.
I deliberately avoid Salvation Army volunteers.
I despise musical theatre and most kinds of dinner shows.
When I’m stopped in traffic, sometimes I’m not just “scratching my nose”.
I despatch a Frisbee like a clumsy armless drunkard throws.
I was pissed the night my then-boyfriend decided to propose.
I hide chocolate from my husband, but then can’t remember where.
I put birdseed on a child’s head once, when in Trafalgar Square.
I have difficulty trusting men with meagre forearm hair.
I like doing ‘bunny ears’ to other people deep in prayer.