The Seven Signs of Ageing

Because there's no face cream in the world that can fix it.

1. Not wanting to stand up the front at a gig.

2. Forgetting the name of the thingamajig.

3. Extinguishing lights to preserve electricity.

4. Choosing clothes mainly for their elasticity.

5. Shushing someone to hear part of the news.

6. Eschewing stilettos for comfortable shoes.

7. Adjusting the screen so the writing looks big.

7. Forgetting the name of the thingamajig.