If Rapture comes and we meet our creator;
If Judgment Day determines who is saved;
If Hell awaits each liar, thief and traitor;
If there’s a Lake of Fire for the depraved;
If there’s a God in Heaven, calmly waitin’;
If Jesus stands beside Him, resurrected;
If my sin-sodden soul belongs to Satan;
I’ll whisper, “I’ll be damned!” and stand corrected.
*But I'm pretty sure I'm not.