He’s a bloody funny bastard
And a really lovely bloke,
And it seems that he has mastered
How to tell a proper joke.
It was at the Festival this year
That we happened to meet
There was Shit Mick Neven Says and beer
And on a screen, each tweet.
It’s his birthday, so let’s shout HOORAY!
I really hope it brings
Hugs from Pinky and from little K,
And brilliant birthday things.