He can tell a protozoan from a cladosporium;
He can show why anti-vaccination lobbyists are dumb;
He can rock a Simon Petrikov or Tenzin the airbender;
He’s admired by many, young and old, regardless of their gender;
He can wear a well-placed woggle with composure and aplomb
He’s ten different kinds of awesomeness, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!