See ya later, holy pater!

Because the Pope's had a gutful.

He won’t be waving weakly in a silly pointy hat;

His tootsies won’t be kissed by priests – he’s had enough of that.

He won’t be at his window in a fancy, sparkly chair;

At dinner time, it’s someone else’s turn for the Lord’s Prayer;

He won’t be passing laws regarding rubber prophylactics,

He won’t be hiding rapists using lame religious tactics,

He won’t be fleecing millions from the gullible devout;

I hope the Holy Door hits papal arse on his way out.