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13 February 2014

The tl;dr Bible

Because honestly, who's got the time?

DON'T SIN
or you'll go to Hell.
It's hot and it hurts and it's terribly smoky.

Unless you repent
And talk to God,
In which case, everything's okey-dokey.


Posted by shellity at 1:32 pm
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1 comment:

  1. Andy2:12 pm

    Thanks for that. Now when some argumentative soul shouts at me "you haven't even read the bible!", I can reply, with all honesty, "yes I have, every word of it."

    And your version is so much better - it rhymes!

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