For Brocklesnitch, on her birthday.

Because somebody once said "you should follow this one" and they were right.

Twitter’s full of numpties, bullies, arsehats, trolls and bitches.

With a puppy here and there, or funny cat.

Oh, if only it was full up to the brim with Brocklesnitches,

I would be extremely happy about that.

Bec can make me giggle and procrastinate for hours;

She takes English words and puts them to good use;

She’s exemplary with puns and publicising whiskey sours;

And she understands my jokes when they’re obtuse.

It’s Brocklesnitch’s birthday, so it’s time to celebrate,

And although I’ve never met her face-to-face,

I’m quite certain I can call this connoisseur of wit my mate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You make Earth a happy place.