Unfortunately, we taught him everything he knows.
This instalment of the Mitchionary is quite simply to record the following, which was suddenly uttered in the car on the way home from the beach:
"What was that, Mummy? Sound like a fart."
And for the record, it wasn't.
Seagull.
ReplyDeleteYesterday, apropos of nothing, Ivy told Keith 'Mummy does farts, Daddy.' We're in cosmic alignment again.
ReplyDeleteHey - since we're living the same life, do you think the cosmos would mind if we took turns taking a day off?
ReplyDeleteLila said to me yesterday 'Mummy, can you help me find my handbag?'
ReplyDeleteWhen did she turn 17?
Count your blessings. At least she didn't say, "Mum, I don't know where I put my cigarettes".
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