27 June 2013

On what to wear in court

Because not even your best Sunday thongs will do.

"Your Honour", said the man, "Will you forgive my fashion sin?
I know I'm wearing tracky dacks, but hey - my shirt's tucked in!
I haven't got the kind of pants with buttons and a zip;
And I plain forgot a belt when I was packing for this trip.
I must say, I'm surprised at all the blokes here wearing ties.
I tried to buy one - honest - but they didn't have my size.
Perhaps you should display a sign that says on it somewhere:
'No shirt, no shoes, no justice', so that people are aware."