A quick rhyme today, based on this story about some well-meaning but idiotically over-zealous pet-owners who tried to raise a kitten on a vegan diet, with predictable results. Or as I like to call it: Cats go "purrrrr", humans go "hurrrrr durrrrr".
I mean, it's all well and good to go with the 'Meat is Murder' thing, but in case you haven't noticed, dear misguided kitten-lovers, cats love murdering things.
You can’t make your kitten a vegan,She’ll end up nearly dead at the vet’s.And if meat’s off your plate‘Cause it’s cruelty you hate,Why the hell are you starving your pets?
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